Writing about the Rove-started fires in Southern California got us thinking about all the things George Bush hates–John Kerry, black people in New Orleans, you know, pretty much everything. And it’s because there are so many things that we are making this a short list, because if we listed all of them, well, we’d be here all night.
Dick Cheney – you see, George Bush hates the Veep for different reasons than you do. He hates him because everyone gives Cheney credit for things Bush thought up–like torturing terrorists. And because strangely, the Angry Left hates Cheney more than Bush.
Children – HE VETOED S-CHIP!!!!1!!!11!!!!!ONE!!!!! What more do you need to know? He’d rather fund the war in Iraq than give children health care. Come on.
Black People in New Orleans – Why? Because Kanye said so, that’s why. And we believe everything Kanye says. Because he’s a legitimate source of political and social commentary. And really catchy hip hop songs.
John Kerry/John Edwards – because they have better hair, etc.
Osama Bin Laden – but not enough to catch him!
Will Ferrell – for the global warming special announcement spoof he did about President Bush.
This blog – for obvious reasons.
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