Yup, Iowahawk is at it again. Per usual, beware the colorful language.
CHICAGO – The ongoing corruption probe into Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich took a dramatic turn this evening, as federal agents working for US Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald announced that they had seized the governor’s eBay account. It is as yet unknown how the latest seizure will effect the outcome of the case.
IOWAHAWK EXCLUSIVE! RUSH UPDATE!
Oh, and apparently Dick Durbin is also for sale. He still works.
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