John McCain on Barack Obama, Movie Star*:
Taking in my opponent’s performances is a little like watching a big summer blockbuster, and an hour in realizing that all the best scenes were in the trailer you saw last fall.
*We still prefer Barack Obama, Guitar Hero**
**Over-top-performance, no real skill or experience.
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