A LANDMINE blew up in the home of a religious cleric in southern Afghanistan, killing the mullah, two of his sons and two other men who had been preparing an attack, police said today.
Coalition forces have reported “a significant uptick in dramatic irony” in the Helmand province lately, and called this latest incident “as worrisome as it is hilarious.”
Apparently our efforts to infiltrate terrorist training centers in Afghanistan/Pakistan and teach “how (not) to build a bitchin’ IED” are finally bearing fruit. Here’s to hoping for a few more premature IED’s.
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