Fit Republican President = Selfish, indulgent, creepy-fascist.
Fit Democrat President = Disciplined, health conscious, Adonis role model.
Pecs McGee: I don’t shave my chest, I wax it.
(photo courtesy of my Google search for “Obamaniacs love shirtless Obama”)
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