You know, when Michelle Obama sends those of us in the loyal & conservative opposition to liberal re-education camps, to teach us not to be racists for voting for John McCain & that Prop 8 is bad. Bad! Bad! Bad!
But rest assured, when Michelle’s T800s (all designed to look exactly like Rachel Maddow. sick & wrong, I know) put me in the camp, all you’ll have to do is look for those guys, and you’ll find me. No doubt we’ll be planning a little Great Escape-style escape. We’ll name our tunnels Ronald Reagan, William F. Buckley Jr. (WFB, for brevity’s sake), & Milton Friedman.
Be sure and check out Iowahawk’s latest offense against his lordship, the high Obama:
WASHINGTON DC – Ending weeks of speculation and rumors, President-Elect Barack Obama today named Bill Clinton to join his incoming administration as President of the United States, where he will head the federal government’s executive branch.
“I am pleased that Bill Clinton has agreed to come out of retirement to head up this crucial post in my administration,” said Obama. “He brings a lifetime of previous executive experience as Governor of Arkansas and President of the United States, and has worked closely with most of the members of my Cabinet.”
Clinton said he was “excited and honored” by the appointment, and would work “day and night” to defeat all the key policy objectives proposed by Mr. Obama during the campaign.
To all my liberal friends: Please show mercy on me now, in your moment of supreme power and might and dominance. I mean, all I did was use Obama’s middle name in my posts over and over and over again in a vain attempt to scare Americans into thinking he was a jihadist in disguise.
That’s not so bad, right?
If I promise to take some of those lame 48 loves 52 pictures, will you let me off with a simple, Berkeley-style brainwashing, and a little bamboo under the fingernails? Please?
I don’t think I can take the John McCain Experience. (heh. you see what I did there, with “experience?”)
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