Pictured above is a map showing the election results, by county, of the 2004 Presidential election. If you compare it to news of the fire in Southern California fires found on CNN, you’ll note that most of the aid and fire support is going to “Red” counties–counties that voted for President Bush. Nevermind that most of the fires are burning in “Red” Counties, this is probably just because Karl Rove screwed up when he had the fires started.
Obviously George Bush hates Democrats in Southern California.
And to those who think the fires were caused by Global Warming–you’ve got it backwards. Bush and Rove started these fires because they wanted to make Global Warming worse. Why, you might be asking yourself, would they want to do such a thing? Because Rove has figured out a way to gain electoral advantage from Global Warming, of course.
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