It seems that a Canadian couple gave birth to a premature baby this weekend in Hamilton, Ontario. Since Canada is just another Third World Hellhole where brain surgery is done with a 16″ Poulan and a 6-pack of Moosehead, its not exactly a shock that NOT. ONE. SINGLE. Neonatal Intensive Care Unit (NICU for short) bed could be found for the child. I know what you’re thinking: Russ, they couldn’t find one single NICU bed available in the City of Hamilton for this baby? NO. They couldn’t find one single NICU bed available for this baby in the entire PROVINCE of Ontario. You know, a PROVINCE? Sort of like a STATE, only 196% more [dumb]?
Luckily, Canada just happens to be the mildly retarded cousin of the United States of America; and like most families, we look after each other – even if the slow relatives are complete window-lickers who eat their own boogers in public. The baby was brought to Buffalo, NY, where she is enjoying the fruits of America’s evil profit-driven health care system. If this was the end of the story, I’d be willing to smile and wish the happy hosers well with the addition to their family; however, as Paul Harvey used to say, there is ….. the rest of the story.
This kind of stuff–Canadians coming to American for medical care, surgery, &c.–happens all the time.
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